ask-the-hunters-and-the-hunted:

ask-the-hunters-and-the-hunted:

Is that all for me? I have an hour to kill you know…
Not literally of course. But I will need something to distract me from his short ill-fated problem.

"Porrim are you home? I think I left my straighten in your room again. Do you th- Porrim … are you?"

"O-oh god, you know what its not that important. I’ll grab it tomorrow, 

ask-the-hunters-and-the-hunted:

ask-the-hunters-and-the-hunted:

Is that all for me? I have an hour to kill you know…

Not literally of course. But I will need something to distract me from his short ill-fated problem.

"Porrim are you home? I think I left my straighten in your room again. Do you th- Porrim … are you?"

"O-oh god, you know what its not that important. I’ll grab it tomorrow, 

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shepardfaeries:

i thought itd be cool to show my snake drinking, and then i found the option on youtube to add their pre-recorded “rock” music and i nearly pissed my pants

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isabellastandalittlebittaller:

justplainsomething:

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

P!nk talking about Stupid Girls [2/2]

Don’t play dumb, even if they want you to.

Props to her for pointing out problematic behavior without putting down the women in general.

this is why i love her so fucking much

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spermjackiavelli:

miss-nerdgasmz:

modifiedmermaid:

freemindfreebody:

swift-as-the-coursing-river:

jimcavill:

Because a man has to be a sociopath to love a woman with cellulite. Fuck this world. 

If all residents of hell look like Scarlett Johansson, I renounce my atheism and take up Satanism

whoever wrote this needs to be punched. a lot.

oh no 27. im 19 and have it, welcome to the non airbrushed real world

#that article is bullshit #i would pay anything to look as good as her #like goddamn

I’m 20 and I have stretch marks and cellulite.

spermjackiavelli:

miss-nerdgasmz:

modifiedmermaid:

freemindfreebody:

swift-as-the-coursing-river:

jimcavill:

Because a man has to be a sociopath to love a woman with cellulite. 
Fuck this world. 

If all residents of hell look like Scarlett Johansson, I renounce my atheism and take up Satanism

whoever wrote this needs to be punched. a lot.

oh no 27. im 19 and have it, welcome to the non airbrushed real world

#that article is bullshit #i would pay anything to look as good as her #like goddamn

I’m 20 and I have stretch marks and cellulite.

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  • me on my dash: i swear to god i've never seen this post before yet somehow i've liked it already

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m3diocr3-pianist:

o-dawgtheinvincible:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."

+

Kankri get out… >.>

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thestolencaryatid:

passive aggressive family members

"guess i’ll never be a grandma"

"guess i’ll never be an aunt"

"guess i’ll never be able to dress a niece/nephew"

stop feeling so entitled to my hypothetical offspring. it is not yours. it is mine. i will grow it if i grow it. and it will be mine. not yours. i am not an incubator which grants you familial titles. jesus. go away. this “have a baby i can play with” thing is so impersonal and insensitive and annoying.

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